Hans Landa   (5147 views)

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o ard printre vedete, le dau salata la baieti, am ciuperci pt fete
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Sex /  Age

Male /  20

Location

Arshavinland, Russia

Birthday

November 24

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Sex /  Age

Male /  20

Birthday

November 24

Location

Arshavinland, Russia

Looking To

Make friends

Languages

Croatian, English, French
 

About Me

Yahoo! ID cosmin_diamond ... adica asta e id'u meu de mess ba:P Pentru prieteni un sprijin vital cand au nevoie de capital, pentru femei o prelungire inutila a organului meu genital. urasc fc barcelona!!!!!!!11111oneoneeleven si cine tine cu barcelona e ghei cu pula mica!!!111oneonetwelve si as vrea sa am sange de ungur... pe capota masinii b-) I'm forever blowing bubbles/pretty bubbles in the air/they fly so high/they reach the sky/and like my dreams they fade and die/fortunes always hiding/i've looked every where/I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air \:D/ :P
Name :Cosmin
Nick Name :Moxx
Birthdate :24 nov opzeshnoo
Birthplace :Oltenia pandura a lui Tudor
Current Location :Adebayorland
Eye Color :verde inchis
Hair Color :blond saten
Height :destul de inalt cat sa dau muie din picioare
Weight :destul de gras cat sa nu ma ia vantu
Piercings :am avut in brat, buza
Tatoos :o sa-mi tatuez un tun pe pectoralul stang
Boyfriend/Girlfriend :n-am, nu ma merita nimeni:))
Vehicle :Opel Astra
Overused Phrase :cand ai dubii... fute!
FAVORITES
Food :cozonacel cu lapte
Pub/Disc/Restaurant :oriunde sunt fratii mei manelari
Candy :candy pe pizda ma-tii
Number :7
Color :rosu
Animal :animal e ma-ta
Drink :john daniel's. cand il cunosti cum il cunosc io, te lasa sa-i zici si john
Body Part on Opposite sex :omuletul
Perfume :daniel hechter
TV Show :Strutter
Music Album :Dificultati tehnice
Movie :Casablanca, Underground
Actor/Actress :Humphrey Bogart
This or That
Pepsi or Coke :tuica
McDonalds or BurgerKing :nu-s atat de bou sa mananc frecvent la fast food
Chocolate or Vanillachoco
Hot Chocolate or Coffee :hot ch
Kiss or Hug :limbi in pizda si muie
Dog or Cat :porc
Rap or Punk :manele
Summer or Winter :summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies :niciuna
Love or Money :jneboon? nu sunt fata, dragoste, normal:D
YOUR...
Bedtime :variabil
Most Missed Memory :Pires' goal @Anfield, 2003
Best phyiscal feature :ciocanelul. [e o parte din urechea medie :)]
First Thought Waking Up :e meeeeeci?
Ambition :sa merg o data pe luna pe Emirates
Best Friends :sunt cativa pe la top
Weakness :ii dezamagesc des pe cei pe care ii iubesc
Fears :tottenham deasupra lui Arsenal in clasament
Longest relationship :3 luni
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner :nu si nici n-am de gand
Ever been beaten up :nu sunt genul care mananca bataie ;)
Ever beaten someone up :ofc :)
Ever Shoplifted :nu sunt winona, nici tigan
Ever Skinny Dipped :sigur:D
Ever Kissed Opposite sex :hah!
Been Dumped Lately :am prea valoare mare ca sa-mi faca cineva asta:)
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color :roz
Favorite Hair Color :negru, sunt si emo
Short or Long :parul sau pula?
Height :destul de scund cat sa ii dau muie din picioare:D
Style :manelist, emo, funky :X
Looks or Personality :personalitatea
Hot or Cuteclever
Muscular or Really Skinny :imi plac grasele
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit :Togo, Serbia
How do you want to Die :cu buzunaru plin si pula supta
Been to the Mall Lately :nu sunt atat de tru
Get along with your Parents :not really
Health Freak :sigur. nu beau, nu fumez:)
Do you think your Attractive :nu sunt atractiv, sunt interesant
Believe in Yourself :absolut
Want to go to College :peste 2 zile acolo o sa fiu
Do you Smoke :deap
Do you Drink :deap
Shower Daily :iti dai seama
Been in Love :sigur
Do you Sing :m@n3l3
Want to get Married :vreau, da' n-o sa ma sufere nimeni
Do you want Children :vreau, da' n-o sa mi-i faca aia ca n-o sa ma sufere
Age you wanna lose your Virginity :been there, done that
Hate anyone :fani man utd, unguri, tigani etc
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Interests

Arsenal FC, drugs, sex, rock'n'roll

Favorite Music

Wu-Tang, Dilated Peoples, Immortal Technique, Jedi Mind Tricks, Looptroop, Ed O.G., Saian, Supreme NTM, Talib, Army Of The Pharaohs, KRS, Non Phixion, The Devil's Rejects, Pete Rock, Masta Ace, Eric B&Rakim, Atmosphere, Brand Nubian, Nas, Living Legends, Chino XL, MF Grimm, La Coka Nostra, Prince Paul, Gang Starr etc etc etc Current Favorite Artists / Bands: ete alea de mai sus Favorite Song: Sabac Red & Immortal Technique - Fight Until The End Freddie mercury & monserat caballe - barcelona Tonedeff - Optimistic Favorite Album: C.T.C.-Dificultati tehnice Favorite Music Video: C.T.C.-Orice
 

Favorite Movies

casablanca, shawshank redemption, the maltese falcon, the treasure of sierra madre, the godfather II, the great escape, l.a. confidential, green street hooligans, football factory, the prestige, the illusionist, goodfellas, rear window,raging bull, heat, to kill a mockingbird, a clockwork orange, v for vendetta, unforgiven, crash, one flew over a cuckoo's nest fistful of dollars, the good, the bad and the ugly, for a few more dollars, once upon in the west, children of men, inside man
 

Favorite TV Shows

Dan Diaconescu Direct (dar in reluare)
Inapoi la argument cu H.R. Patapievici
Match Of The Day @ BBC Sports
M*A*S*H
Seinfeld
 

Favorite Books

Nick hornby-"fever pitch" Dostoievski-"Crima si pedeapsa" Mario Vargas Llosa-"Razboiul sfarsitului lumii" Erich Maria Remarque-"All Quiet On The Western Front" SI EVANGHELIA DUPA MIRCEA: Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
 

Favorite Quote

"Toate femeile sunt curve, in afara de mama si de sora-mea! Dar sa nu uitam ca si ele sunt femei!" Napoleon Bonaparte

"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."Elbert Hubbard

"Suntem prea putini oameni de valoare in tara asta ca sa ne mai si certam intre noi." Dorin Cocos

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Winston Churchill

"I told my son Josh that Howard Wilkinson wanted Daddy to play for England. He told my daughter Olivia and they had tears in their eyes as they asked me, 'Does that mean you're not going to play for Arsenal any more?'" Lee Dixon

"I have to hand it to Manchester United. They have the best players ... and the best referees."
Sam Hammam, 1995

"I did not have a choice, but I am so glad I was born an Arsenal supporter."
Stuart Barnes
 

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It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.

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Jan 22 2:34 AM
 
=)))))))))) doar ce m-am trezit si iti dai seama ca de lene nu m-am ridicat inca din pat si mi-am deschis laptopu.. si ce vad eu pe hi5 ? =)))))) ma doarte burta de cat am ras =)) .. mi-am inceput ziua in forta , mersi :x :)))
 
Jan 21 2:50 PM
 
whooouuuuuhuuuuuu \:D/ :X
 
Jan 21 5:36 AM
 
ce la multi ani ba ? poate pe 22 , dar totusi .. :-?
 
Jan 18 4:58 AM
 
ce-ai facut azi ba ? :w
 
Jan 12 5:50 AM
angi says:
 
:))) da , rezolva cate un caz ff tare in fiecare episod, e o treaba ;)
 
Jan 11 7:09 AM
 
da , delicat d-ala de se pune in mancare doar :D
 
Jan 11 5:58 AM
 
daca mie nu-mi plac ceasurile gen apometru , ce vrei :))
 
Jan 9 8:18 PM
angi says:
 
fast cur ! :))
 
Jan 9 6:59 PM
 
n-am baut ba tampitule :)) azi nu .. maine nu se stie .. :))
 
Jan 9 5:59 PM
 
omg, iar bausi:))...
 
Jan 9 5:52 PM
 
da' nuuuu-i nimic \:D/ eu te ador oricum :o vezi , ti-am zis si pe hi5 ca sa vada lumea :))
 
Jan 9 12:42 PM
angi says:
 
"I'm not fat! It's my fur that makes me look puffy!"
:))) :*
 
Jan 8 4:02 AM
 
nu pot sa ma inervez, numele meu ie iexpresssss!
 
 
Dec 30, 2009 9:43 AM
 
Iata si Craciunul trece, Nu-i zapada si e rece. Doar in inimi este cald si in verdele din brad. Si-a trecut o sarbatoare Ce-a lasat in urma oare? Sper ca numai lucruri bune, sa fii fericita,lume!
Asteptam sa vin-acum Anul Nou,este pe drum. Spor s-aveti la pregatire si distractie din plin! La multi ani!
 
Dec 30, 2009 7:45 AM
 
baaaaaaa ce faci ? :-w
 
Dec 27, 2009 3:10 AM
 
cosmiiii :x
 
 
Nov 29, 2009 3:56 PM
 
obsedatule.
 
Nov 24, 2009 6:43 AM
 
muuuuuulti ani traiascaaa , multi aniiiii traiascaaa , laaa multi aniiii da-te dracu :)))

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