"So a cop car pulls next to us at the traffic light... and my friend looks at me and says "Dave..... I'm gonna race him!"Shit... I was smoking a joint and was too high to say anything smart all i could come up with was "Yeah sure motherfucker... sometimes u gotta race..."" "What were your last words to the victim?" "RUN BITCH!! RUUUUUUN!" "'cause he got hit like I got hit but he ain't fucking breathing "